James Cameron Pisses His Pants?

tongue-in-cheek or is this guy actual human garbage?

L.A. Confidential was better.

Gilbert Gottfried's Favorite Joke

The following is Gottfried's favorite joke as it appeared in Rolling Stone's recent comedy issue. I laughed out loud. Enjoy!

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods. The bear turns to the rabbit and goes, "Do you have trouble with the shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit says, "No." So the bear wipes his ass with the rabbit.

thanks

i just wanted to say thanks to those who called and sent notes checking to see how i made out with gustav.

i am happy to report that contractors were in my building this week looking at the ever-growing hole in my ceiling. so hopefully, it will be resolved soon.

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so it looks like espn put up an updated version of the article i originally linked to, only this one had fewer of the more interesting details. so, for the two of you who actually read this, i'll let you know what you might have missed.

apparently, with his team losing, the goalkeeper proceeded up the field and engaged in "fetishistic" acts. the opposing team took this as witchcraft and proceeded to attempt to fight the goalkeer and his squad, thereby launching a full-scale riot, which has now resulted in 13 deaths.

Congo soccer riot over 'witchcraft' leaves 11 dead

Brilliant.