Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Entourage and the Sox



So, it seems as if in each of the last few years, I get into a show I've relatively ignored, and then feel as if I've really been missing something. In 2006, it was The Shield. The next year it was The Wire. This is the year of Ari Gold and Entourage. It's not really a breakthrough, like the others. But what it is, is really funny. Laugh out loud funny.

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Sox won tonight. Rad. When i was old enough to be left alone during summer days, I used to watch the replays of the Sox games in the mornings. I would pretend I was pitching for them, and wing the ball into an old recliner we had in our living room.

Life's shitty now. Thank god for sports.

Cursing the Ohio - Matt King

Monday, September 29, 2008

thoughts on the past few days

the debate was a joke. the only ones who won were corporations and military contractors.

sugar shane killed.

chris rock kkkkkkkkkiiiiiiiiiiiiilllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllleeeeeeeeeeedddddddddd.

hope y'all bought gold. we're fucked.

i'll miss paul newman.



Thursday, September 25, 2008

Thank You Cardinals

The Dodgers are going to the playoffs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sunday, September 21, 2008

Baseball

Goodbye, Yankee Stadium.

Hello, new member of the family. Specifically, a chair-back from Riverfront Stadium signed by Charlie Hustle.

Dodgers, don't piss this away.

Saturday, September 20, 2008

LSU 26

Auburn 21

Suck it, Tubberville.

There's a reason we bring a live tiger to our games, and you have a bird.

Thursday, September 18, 2008

for cowboy

dig.

James Cameron Pisses His Pants?

tongue-in-cheek or is this guy actual human garbage?

L.A. Confidential was better.

Wednesday, September 17, 2008

Gilbert Gottfried's Favorite Joke

The following is Gottfried's favorite joke as it appeared in Rolling Stone's recent comedy issue. I laughed out loud. Enjoy!

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods. The bear turns to the rabbit and goes, "Do you have trouble with the shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit says, "No." So the bear wipes his ass with the rabbit.

Tuesday, September 16, 2008

thanks

i just wanted to say thanks to those who called and sent notes checking to see how i made out with gustav.

i am happy to report that contractors were in my building this week looking at the ever-growing hole in my ceiling. so hopefully, it will be resolved soon.

previous post

so it looks like espn put up an updated version of the article i originally linked to, only this one had fewer of the more interesting details. so, for the two of you who actually read this, i'll let you know what you might have missed.

apparently, with his team losing, the goalkeeper proceeded up the field and engaged in "fetishistic" acts. the opposing team took this as witchcraft and proceeded to attempt to fight the goalkeer and his squad, thereby launching a full-scale riot, which has now resulted in 13 deaths.