Monday, December 22, 2008

JUDGE DREDD RETURNS!

That's right comic book fans, everyone's favorite lawman is coming back to the big screen. And this time, I think he'll get the treatment he deserves. According to imdb.com, DNA Films, who helped make Sunshine and 28 Days Later, has bought the rights.

I AM THE LAW, MOTHERFUCKERS!

Tuesday, November 04, 2008

November 3, 2008

Open letter to Senator Barack Obama

Dear Senator Obama:

In your nearly two-year presidential campaign, the words "hope and change," "change and hope" have been your trademark declarations. Yet there is an asymmetry between those objectives and your political character that succumbs to contrary centers of power that want not "hope and change" but the continuation of the power-entrenched status quo.

Far more than Senator McCain, you have received enormous, unprecedented contributions from corporate interests, Wall Street interests and, most interestingly, big corporate law firm attorneys. Never before has a Democratic nominee for President achieved this supremacy over his Republican counterpart. Why, apart from your unconditional vote for the $700 billion Wall Street bailout, are these large corporate interests investing so much in Senator Obama? Could it be that in your state Senate record, your U.S. Senate record and your presidential campaign record (favoring nuclear power, coal plants, offshore oil drilling, corporate subsidies including the 1872 Mining Act and avoiding any comprehensive program to crack down on the corporate crime wave and the bloated, wasteful military budget, for example) you have shown that you are their man?

To advance change and hope, the presidential persona requires character, courage, integrity-- not expediency, accommodation and short-range opportunism. Take, for example, your transformation from an articulate defender of Palestinian rights in Chicago before your run for the U.S. Senate to an acolyte, a dittoman for the hard-line AIPAC lobby, which bolsters the militaristic oppression, occupation, blockage, colonization and land-water seizures over the years of the Palestinian peoples and their shrunken territories in the West Bank and Gaza. Eric Alterman summarized numerous polls in a December 2007 issue of The Nation magazine showing that AIPAC policies are opposed by a majority of Jewish-Americans.

You know quite well that only when the U.S. Government supports the Israeli and Palestinian peace movements, that years ago worked out a detailed two-state solution (which is supported by a majority of Israelis and Palestinians), will there be a chance for a peaceful resolution of this 60-year plus conflict. Yet you align yourself with the hard-liners, so much so that in your infamous, demeaning speech to the AIPAC convention right after you gained the nomination of the Democratic Party, you supported an "undivided Jerusalem," and opposed negotiations with Hamas-- the elected government in Gaza. Once again, you ignored the will of the Israeli people who, in a March 1, 2008 poll by the respected newspaper Haaretz, showed that 64% of Israelis favored "direct negotiations with Hamas." Siding with the AIPAC hard-liners is what one of the many leading Palestinians advocating dialogue and peace with the Israeli people was describing when he wrote "Anti-semitism today is the persecution of Palestinian society by the Israeli state."

During your visit to Israel this summer, you scheduled a mere 45 minutes of your time for Palestinians with no news conference, and no visit to Palestinian refugee camps that would have focused the media on the brutalization of the Palestinians. Your trip supported the illegal, cruel blockade of Gaza in defiance of international law and the United Nations charter. You focused on southern Israeli casualties which during the past year have totaled one civilian casualty to every 400 Palestinian casualties on the Gaza side. Instead of a statesmanship that decried all violence and its replacement with acceptance of the Arab League's 2002 proposal to permit a viable Palestinian state within the 1967 borders in return for full economic and diplomatic relations between Arab countries and Israel, you played the role of a cheap politician, leaving the area and Palestinians with the feeling of much shock and little awe.

David Levy, a former Israeli peace negotiator, described your trip succinctly: "There was almost a willful display of indifference to the fact that there are two narratives here. This could serve him well as a candidate, but not as a President."

Palestinian American commentator, Ali Abunimah, noted that Obama did not utter a single criticism of Israel, "of its relentless settlement and wall construction, of the closures that make life unlivable for millions of Palestinians. ...Even the Bush administration recently criticized Israeli's use of cluster bombs against Lebanese civilians [see www.atfl.org for elaboration]. But Obama defended Israeli's assault on Lebanon as an exercise of its 'legitimate right to defend itself.'"

In numerous columns Gideon Levy, writing in Haaretz, strongly criticized the Israeli government's assault on civilians in Gaza, including attacks on "the heart of a crowded refugee camp... with horrible bloodshed" in early 2008.

Israeli writer and peace advocate-- Uri Avnery-- described Obama's appearance before AIPAC as one that "broke all records for obsequiousness and fawning, adding that Obama "is prepared to sacrifice the most basic American interests. After all, the US has a vital interest in achieving an Israeli-Palestinian peace that will allow it to find ways to the hearts of the Arab masses from Iraq to Morocco. Obama has harmed his image in the Muslim world and mortgaged his future-- if and when he is elected president.," he said, adding, "Of one thing I am certain: Obama's declarations at the AIPAC conference are very, very bad for peace. And what is bad for peace is bad for Israel, bad for the world and bad for the Palestinian people."

A further illustration of your deficiency of character is the way you turned your back on the Muslim-Americans in this country. You refused to send surrogates to speak to voters at their events. Having visited numerous churches and synagogues, you refused to visit a single Mosque in America. Even George W. Bush visited the Grand Mosque in Washington D.C. after 9/11 to express proper sentiments of tolerance before a frightened major religious group of innocents.

Although the New York Times published a major article on June 24, 2008 titled "Muslim Voters Detect a Snub from Obama" (by Andrea Elliott), citing examples of your aversion to these Americans who come from all walks of life, who serve in the armed forces and who work to live the American dream. Three days earlier the International Herald Tribune published an article by Roger Cohen titled "Why Obama Should Visit a Mosque." None of these comments and reports change your political bigotry against Muslim-Americans-- even though your father was a Muslim from Kenya.

Perhaps nothing illustrated your utter lack of political courage or even the mildest version of this trait than your surrendering to demands of the hard-liners to prohibit former president Jimmy Carter from speaking at the Democratic National Convention. This is a tradition for former presidents and one accorded in prime time to Bill Clinton this year.

Here was a President who negotiated peace between Israel and Egypt, but his recent book pressing the dominant Israeli superpower to avoid Apartheid of the Palestinians and make peace was all that it took to sideline him. Instead of an important address to the nation by Jimmy Carter on this critical international problem, he was relegated to a stroll across the stage to "tumultuous applause," following a showing of a film about the Carter Center's post-Katrina work. Shame on you, Barack Obama!

But then your shameful behavior has extended to many other areas of American life. (See the factual analysis by my running mate, Matt Gonzalez, on www.votenader.org). You have turned your back on the 100-million poor Americans composed of poor whites, African-Americans, and Latinos. You always mention helping the "middle class" but you omit, repeatedly, mention of the "poor" in America.

Should you be elected President, it must be more than an unprecedented upward career move following a brilliantly unprincipled campaign that spoke "change" yet demonstrated actual obeisance to the concentration power of the "corporate supremacists." It must be about shifting the power from the few to the many. It must be a White House presided over by a black man who does not turn his back on the downtrodden here and abroad but challenges the forces of greed, dictatorial control of labor, consumers and taxpayers, and the militarization of foreign policy. It must be a White House that is transforming of American politics-- opening it up to the public funding of elections (through voluntary approaches)-- and allowing smaller candidates to have a chance to be heard on debates and in the fullness of their now restricted civil liberties. Call it a competitive democracy.

Your presidential campaign again and again has demonstrated cowardly stands. "Hope" some say springs eternal." But not when "reality" consumes it daily.

Sincerely,
Ralph Nader

Sunday, October 05, 2008

YYYYYEEEESSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sorry, Cubs. But the despair of an entire city does not match the unabashed joy of this writer.

We actually won a playoff series.

Friday, October 03, 2008

Thursday, October 02, 2008

2 down

finish it, dodgers.

Wednesday, October 01, 2008

oh dodgers

don't break my heart. win 2 more, please.

Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Entourage and the Sox



So, it seems as if in each of the last few years, I get into a show I've relatively ignored, and then feel as if I've really been missing something. In 2006, it was The Shield. The next year it was The Wire. This is the year of Ari Gold and Entourage. It's not really a breakthrough, like the others. But what it is, is really funny. Laugh out loud funny.

***

Sox won tonight. Rad. When i was old enough to be left alone during summer days, I used to watch the replays of the Sox games in the mornings. I would pretend I was pitching for them, and wing the ball into an old recliner we had in our living room.

Life's shitty now. Thank god for sports.

Cursing the Ohio - Matt King

Monday, September 29, 2008

thoughts on the past few days

the debate was a joke. the only ones who won were corporations and military contractors.

sugar shane killed.

chris rock kkkkkkkkkiiiiiiiiiiiiilllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllleeeeeeeeeeedddddddddd.

hope y'all bought gold. we're fucked.

i'll miss paul newman.



Thursday, September 25, 2008

Thank You Cardinals

The Dodgers are going to the playoffs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sunday, September 21, 2008

Baseball

Goodbye, Yankee Stadium.

Hello, new member of the family. Specifically, a chair-back from Riverfront Stadium signed by Charlie Hustle.

Dodgers, don't piss this away.

Saturday, September 20, 2008

LSU 26

Auburn 21

Suck it, Tubberville.

There's a reason we bring a live tiger to our games, and you have a bird.

Thursday, September 18, 2008

for cowboy

dig.

James Cameron Pisses His Pants?

tongue-in-cheek or is this guy actual human garbage?

L.A. Confidential was better.

Wednesday, September 17, 2008

Gilbert Gottfried's Favorite Joke

The following is Gottfried's favorite joke as it appeared in Rolling Stone's recent comedy issue. I laughed out loud. Enjoy!

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods. The bear turns to the rabbit and goes, "Do you have trouble with the shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit says, "No." So the bear wipes his ass with the rabbit.

Tuesday, September 16, 2008

thanks

i just wanted to say thanks to those who called and sent notes checking to see how i made out with gustav.

i am happy to report that contractors were in my building this week looking at the ever-growing hole in my ceiling. so hopefully, it will be resolved soon.

previous post

so it looks like espn put up an updated version of the article i originally linked to, only this one had fewer of the more interesting details. so, for the two of you who actually read this, i'll let you know what you might have missed.

apparently, with his team losing, the goalkeeper proceeded up the field and engaged in "fetishistic" acts. the opposing team took this as witchcraft and proceeded to attempt to fight the goalkeer and his squad, thereby launching a full-scale riot, which has now resulted in 13 deaths.

Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Gustav is Coming

I have a week's supply of water, batteries, bread, peanut butter, jelly sitting in my home. It must be hurricane season.

Target was out of most of the above. It seems as if the people learned lessons from the storm in 2005. I guess we'll see if our government has too.

It reminds me of a story a friend of mine tells. He was sitting on the tarmac waiting for his flight to take off. The captain came over the intercom and announced they would be delayed for some mechanical issues. My buddy looked out the window and saw a mechanic, wrench in hand, staring at the engine. He then had the pleasure of watching the mechanic pretend to wrench something in the engine. My friend proceeded to ask to speak to the captain.

I hope they didn't use silly putty on the levees, but I'm really not sure.

Thursday, August 21, 2008

good memories for anyone else?

A buddy of mine is trying a case. The alleged facts are such.

Guy 1 meets and falls for Girl. Girl decides that she no longer likes Guy 1 starts seeing Guy 2. While wooing Guy 2, Girl gives him a ring which belongs to Guy 1. Guy 1 is less than thrilled.

While driving past a bar, Guy 1 spots Guy 2 outside talking with a couple of people. Guy 1 stops the truck, gets out and sees Guy 2 is wearing the ring.

Guy 1 then says, "Motherfucka, give me my ring back."

Guy 2 responds, "Fuck you, pussy nigga."

Guy 1 barks back, "Bitch, I'm gonna get my ring back."

Guy 2: "Fucking try me."

Guy 1 goes to the rear of his truck, pulls out a .30-06, turns and levels it at Guy 2. The surrounding people flee into the bar. Guy 2 doesn't believe Guy 1 will shoot him, so he stands there and responds, "You ain't gonna do shit."

Guy 1 shoots Guy 2 square in the fucking chest. And then before returning to his truck, goes over to Guy 2's body, takes the ring off his finger and says:

"Nigga, I told you I was gonna get my ring back."

Thoughts?

Tuesday, August 19, 2008

I Just Don't Know Anymore

Everything disappoints.

Nobody listens, no matter how loud I scream.

It's like a dream, the one where you try to get someone to help you stave off the impending disaster, but they all just stare at you like you're crazy.

Abandoned, all alone.

Like Truman, the only question left is, "How's it going to end?"

Monday, August 18, 2008

thoughts on the day

i don't want to get out of bed.

fuck.

livingston is a weird place.

holy fuck, cops are dirty.

no messages. good deal.

fuck, i wanted a contested hearing.

the fucking kitchen is slow.

work sucks.

this bookstore is okay.

fuck, it's raining.

fuck, i forgot the catfood.

fuck, the cats have to eat.

fuck, so do I.

fuck, the olympics are pretty cool in high definition.

fuck, i need to shower.

bed time.

video of the day:

Sunday, August 17, 2008

thoughts on the the day

not enough sleep.

work blows.

tropic thunder is fucking hilarious.

appaloosa is pretty good so far.

my chimichanga was pretty goddamn tasty.

work blows.

i can't wait for one of the gymnasts to land awkwardly causing the bone to pop out of her leg on live television. this sport is reprehensible.

bedtime. where's kitty?

video of the day.

Friday, August 15, 2008

there's a reason i shouldn't watch larry king

it would have been nice when larry king's producers decided to air a tribute show, they had actually told the old bastard who bernie mac is.

Sunday, August 10, 2008

thoughts while reading the book "crossfire" on the couch

man, i don't who killed him, but jfk sure got fucked with that last shot.

thoughts while reading the book "crooked little vein" on the john

man, warren ellis' brain ain't like ours.

where's the toilet paper?


Saturday, August 09, 2008

A King Among Men

i wish howard cosell was still alive (or, i'm a 5 year old)

nbc was showing coverage of the american women's volleyball team this morning. they were playing japan, which had a team member with the last name of takeshita. read that again. takeshita.

now of course, the announcer didn't pronounce it they way her name is actually spelled. he said something along the lines of tak-e-she-ta.

instantly i wished cosell was alive. he would have kept it real. i can hear the call now: "Take-shit-a drops another one on the Americans."

boys really do never grow up.

thoughts on the olympics at 1:30 in the morning

the opening ceremonies were actually worth watching. did anybody else get the feeling we were watching the coming out party for the new superpower in the world?

fencing would be so much better if they used real sabres.

i'm beginning to remember why i normally don't watch the olympics.

Friday, August 08, 2008

I'm so disappointed. You were supposed to be different. You were supposed to be one of us. Guess you were too much like us. You were supposed to not take things for granted, because you knew what hard work was really all about. Instead, you betrayed the person who gave up everything so you could have what you wanted, and by doing so, you let us down, too. She forgave and so will we. But things are different now.

Thursday, July 31, 2008

Wednesday, July 30, 2008

Tuesday, July 29, 2008

Sunday, July 27, 2008

Sunday, January 27, 2008

Almost Forgot

There's a trailer for The Dark Knight before There Will Be Blood. So good, it sent chills down my spine.

There Will Be Blood

Sammy's already said, but go see this fucking movie. Fucking Magnificent.

I am an oilman.

Saturday, January 26, 2008

VIP CANDIDATE 1

Mr. Bentsen's Corpse would like me to announce that he is considering several viable running mates. The first is a true immortal, who wishes to submit this video for your consideration.

Whatcha going to do when Bentsen runs wild over you.

Lloyd Bentsen's Corpse '08.

Tuesday, January 15, 2008

the notorious b.i.g.



I recorded this one on VHS so I could memorize all the words:

welcome back