A buddy of mine is trying a case. The alleged facts are such.
Guy 1 meets and falls for Girl. Girl decides that she no longer likes Guy 1 starts seeing Guy 2. While wooing Guy 2, Girl gives him a ring which belongs to Guy 1. Guy 1 is less than thrilled.
While driving past a bar, Guy 1 spots Guy 2 outside talking with a couple of people. Guy 1 stops the truck, gets out and sees Guy 2 is wearing the ring.
Guy 1 then says, "Motherfucka, give me my ring back."
Guy 2 responds, "Fuck you, pussy nigga."
Guy 1 barks back, "Bitch, I'm gonna get my ring back."
Guy 2: "Fucking try me."
Guy 1 goes to the rear of his truck, pulls out a .30-06, turns and levels it at Guy 2. The surrounding people flee into the bar. Guy 2 doesn't believe Guy 1 will shoot him, so he stands there and responds, "You ain't gonna do shit."
Guy 1 shoots Guy 2 square in the fucking chest. And then before returning to his truck, goes over to Guy 2's body, takes the ring off his finger and says:
"Nigga, I told you I was gonna get my ring back."
Thoughts?
The Party of No
14 years ago
2 comments:
this is the history of the world.
In general, when faced with deadly weapons, calling the person with the weapon out on their essential manhood is not the wisest choice.
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