Thursday, August 21, 2008

A buddy of mine is trying a case. The alleged facts are such.

Guy 1 meets and falls for Girl. Girl decides that she no longer likes Guy 1 starts seeing Guy 2. While wooing Guy 2, Girl gives him a ring which belongs to Guy 1. Guy 1 is less than thrilled.

While driving past a bar, Guy 1 spots Guy 2 outside talking with a couple of people. Guy 1 stops the truck, gets out and sees Guy 2 is wearing the ring.

Guy 1 then says, "Motherfucka, give me my ring back."

Guy 2 responds, "Fuck you, pussy nigga."

Guy 1 barks back, "Bitch, I'm gonna get my ring back."

Guy 2: "Fucking try me."

Guy 1 goes to the rear of his truck, pulls out a .30-06, turns and levels it at Guy 2. The surrounding people flee into the bar. Guy 2 doesn't believe Guy 1 will shoot him, so he stands there and responds, "You ain't gonna do shit."

Guy 1 shoots Guy 2 square in the fucking chest. And then before returning to his truck, goes over to Guy 2's body, takes the ring off his finger and says:

"Nigga, I told you I was gonna get my ring back."

Thoughts?

2 comments:

candycanesammy said...

this is the history of the world.

stridewideman said...

In general, when faced with deadly weapons, calling the person with the weapon out on their essential manhood is not the wisest choice.